Bew Cocky Salsa
Tuesday February 11th, 2014 with the Staples & Trevski
Singles for Singles

Tonight's show goes out to all the single folks out there who need a little TLC on the upcoming greeting card holiday, Saint Valentine's Day! So, for all you loners and stoners, we are doing a show of just the hits from one-hit wonders.

the Staples' set:

Groove is in the Heart
Deee-Lite - World Clique

Take On Me
A-ha - Huntig High & Low

Ring My Bell
Anita Ward - Ring My Bell EP

Zoot Suit Riot
Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot: The Swinging Hits of the Cherry Poppin' Daddies

No Rain
Blind Melon - Blind Melon

I Believe in a Thing Called Love
the Darkness - Permission to Land

Teenage Dirtbag
Wheatus - Wheatus

Trevski's set:

Love Stinks
Adam Sandler - the Wedding Singer OST

Love My Way
Psychadellic Furs - Psychadellic Furs

Genius of Love
the Tom Tom Club - Tom Tom Club

Bizarre Love Triangle
Hot Chip ft. Dj Kicks - DJ-Kicks: Hot Chip

Obsession
Animotion - King of Kong OST

Drinking in LA
Bran Van 3000 - Big Shiny Tunes 2

Head Over Heels
Tears For Fears - Donnie Darko OST

Interactive CKCU

Ed Staples (host)
As asked for, so delivered.

11:04 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore Jiggles
Fuck yes! Sitting down with a glass of wine and my homegirl for some sexual feelin's!

11:05 PM, February 11th, 2014

xx
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER.

11:07 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Ah, so it's a wine-induced night of complaining and masturbation? I'm pretty sure that's what girl night is... Anyhoo, glad to be of service.

11:09 PM, February 11th, 2014

xxx
Hardly. Maybe. You're right.

11:09 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
I'll sure never know.

11:10 PM, February 11th, 2014

x^2
Hey, just cuz we're all alone tonight doesn't mean we'll be alone on Friday... *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

11:11 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
That's true. I'm sure there will be plenty o' fellas to seduce & destroy.

11:12 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore Jiggles
Like Trevski?

11:12 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Possiblé. He's not here for you to work your charms on.... yet.

11:14 PM, February 11th, 2014

x^2
My verbal loins await.

11:15 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
You got loins in your verbs???? SICK.

11:15 PM, February 11th, 2014

x^2+1
I'm just such a sweet talker, ya know? I gots all that marinade.

11:16 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Feels salty. Hey. You guys are wonderful for keeping this old man company -- wanna join the facebook group?

11:17 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore^2
Done. Hot pic bb!

11:19 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
I guess. If you like white sweaters and posing.

11:22 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore^2
Uh duh. Who do you think we are? Fack.

11:23 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore^2
You're like Wonderbread. So good... but so bad. Are you bad Ed?

11:25 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

11:25 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Your boy is here, prime them ear-loins.

11:28 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore^2
Oh let the verbial nonsense begin!!

11:28 PM, February 11th, 2014

everybody
Fuck yeeeeeees!

11:32 PM, February 11th, 2014

e'erybody
80s!!!!!!!

11:32 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
I'm gonna pass the keyboard over to Trevski, since he is clearly the darling here.

11:36 PM, February 11th, 2014

Doctwhore^2
Yeeeeey, Trevor-Ling-Lao!

11:36 PM, February 11th, 2014

Nadine
We love you too Ed.

11:37 PM, February 11th, 2014

Nadine
*cough* Twin Peaks. *cough*

11:37 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
You made him shy. :(

11:38 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
(Cooper. Cooper. Cooper. Cooper.)

11:38 PM, February 11th, 2014

Sexcula
We don't bite... hard.

11:41 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Bahahaha. I wanna go see Sexcula.

11:43 PM, February 11th, 2014

Rocky
We're shivering with antici......... pation.

11:43 PM, February 11th, 2014

Priest
Oddly enough, no vampires. Lots of gorillas though...

11:43 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
What I really enjoy is how you're giving the illusion that 1000 people are listening right now. & Trevski just told me that, minus the Gorillas.

11:44 PM, February 11th, 2014

Sir Darcey
All of your favourite pop icons from the past are coming back from the dead to make sexual and literary loin jokes, what's not to love?

11:46 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
That it's all a lie. :'( Why can't this actually happen??

11:47 PM, February 11th, 2014

Marie Curie
You're totally stuck thinking in the traditional and conservative time-space paradigm. God. Ugh. Such a turn-off Ed.

11:48 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Drink more wine, my radiated chubby.

11:49 PM, February 11th, 2014

Marie Cuntie
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?

11:52 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
You just want my white blood cells, just like all the other deceased ladies. NO MORE!!!!!!

11:53 PM, February 11th, 2014

Wonderbread
I need your whiteness.

11:54 PM, February 11th, 2014

Wonderbread
All those sweet starches.

11:55 PM, February 11th, 2014

<3
Goodnight Ed and Trevsky!

11:58 PM, February 11th, 2014

Ed Staples (host)
Gain 40 pounds, and they're all yours. We're out. Goodnight.

11:58 PM, February 11th, 2014

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